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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

Comments

[traumatizing]

[makes a noise that's somewhere between "excuse you" and "yeah i know right?"]

[notahobby]

[ gives him a squeeze ]

[ and a kiss ]

[traumatizing]

[he goes quiet for a while and then]

I wanted to be Han Solo so bad when I was a kid.

[who didn't though right]

[notahobby]

Who didn't?

I mean, I guess I was sort of torn between wanting to be him and wanting to be with him. I was always jealous of Leia.

[traumatizing]

[so Terry just opened his mouth and didn't say anything because it was about to be the sappiest crap about ~~perfect relationships~~]

[so he's gonna kiss Maxxie's... what's closest to his face rn? hand? that's what's getting kissed]

[notahobby]

[ hugs him tighter and kisses the top of Terry's head ]

[traumatizing]

[he is just the happiest right now]

[notahobby]

Love you.

[ brushes his thumb on Terry's stomach. ]

Kind of regret promising to keep my hands out of your pants.

[traumatizing]

You'll interrupt the movie.

[Because pause buttons don't exist and it's not like he's seen these a million times before]

[notahobby]

[ Maxxie has those exact same thoughts! ]

[ but he doesn't push it. ]

[ he just sits back and enjoys the movie ]

[ and cuddling ]

[traumatizing]

[he is just super into cuddling and Star Wars okay they're his favourite things]

[well them and coffee]

[notahobby]

[ and Maxxie right ]

[traumatizing]

[yeah he's up there]

[notahobby]

[ lets Terry be for the rest of the movie. no grabbing, just clever remarks ]

[traumatizing]

[best boyfriend]

[notahobby]

[ aaaaand credits ]

Someone's going to have to get up to put in Empire Strikes Back.

[ makes no move to do so ]

[traumatizing]

But I don't want to.

[lazily flops about to make his point]

[notahobby]

Well, it's that...

[ Maxxie illustrates the alternative by brushing his thumb along Terry's waistband ]

[traumatizing]

[man he does love Star Wars more than sex]

[but he also enjoys Not Getting Up more than the alternative]

[CHOICES]

[notahobby]

[ oh man that would be insulting don't say that out loud ]

We also need more coffee. There's still some in the pot, right?

[ don't mind him kissing Terry's ear/face though ]

[traumatizing]

[sorry Maxxie, Terry is actually the worst]

Yeah, I made a full pot.

[notahobby]

You're not moving, so I'm just going to assume you want a handjob.

[ doesn't actually go about undoing Terry's pants, just waits ]

[traumatizing]

--What.

[he's just lazy]

[also there was talk of coffee why doesn't he have coffee]

[notahobby]

[ laughs ]

Get up.

[ pushes him ]

[traumatizing]

[gets up with the most effort]

[uuuuuuuuuuuugh]