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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[falsify]

[well isn't someone a mature adult]

Smells good.

[specifiercity]

[ he holds out the wooden spoon for Eames to try some. ]

[falsify]

[oh that's... really good]

[specifiercity]

[ goes back to stirring ]

[falsify]

[well good looking as Arthur is, watching him cook is not the most interesting thing so Eames is gonna wander off to the couch]

[maybe think about a movie to put on]

[specifiercity]

[ well dinner's ready and they are definitely not getting tomato sauce on the couch so the two bowls of spagetti are going on the table ]

Eames.

[falsify]

[what are they civilized adults???]

[but he's gonna oblige anyway]

[because he's a civilized adult]

[specifiercity]

[ sits down and starts eating their civilized adult meal ]

[falsify]

[wow this food is really good]

This is really good.

[Eames is a man who says what's on his mind]

[specifiercity]

Thanks.

[falsify]

[mm good food, drinkable wine]

[if only he wasn't eating with a thief]

[but you can't have everything]

[specifiercity]

[ well if it makes him feel better Arthur still wants to have sexytimes tonight ]

[ mm wine ]

[falsify]

[request pre-emptively denied]

[well actually it depends on his mood later]

[so we'll see]

[specifiercity]

[ finishes. ]

[ gets his dishes all cleaned away ]

[ aaand goes to take up the whole couch while watching tv ]

[falsify]

[what rude]

[well fine, he's gonna wash up after he's finished and come back with what's left of the wine]

[specifiercity]

Oh, good.

[ he holds out his empty glass ]

[ refill plz ]

[falsify]

[gosh]

[here have some wine]

[specifiercity]

[ smiles ]

You want to watch anything?

[falsify]

Nothing in particular.

[grabs his phone off the table to check the time]

I might head to bed soon, actually.

[specifiercity]

[ he sits up, making room on the couch. ]

You sure?

[falsify]

Yeah.

[plops down on the couch]

I have an early start tomorrow.

[specifiercity]

[ shrugs ]

It won't take long if we start now.

[falsify]

[oh no he nearly choked on his wine]

Why, Arthur. Was that a proposition?

[specifiercity]

Is it always so surprising that I want to have sex with you?

[falsify]

It's never surprising when anyone wants to have sex with me.

[PREENS]

That just... Wasn't your best line.