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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

Comments

[traumatizing]

[that's a good idea]

[Terry wasn't really as careful but he's mostly unscathed, if very pink and sore and disgruntled]

[also his shirt makes a good cloth]

[notahobby]

[ oh hey there Terry, come give your boyfriend a kiss ]

[ Maxxie sticks his hand down the back of Terry's pants just for the sake of it ]

[traumatizing]

[NOW IS NOT THE TIME]

[omg that was the most action packed 30 seconds of his day]

[notahobby]

[ laughs and pulls away ]

Don't worry, I'll wait until after Star Wars is over, yeah?

[ he gives Terry's butt a squeeze before he goes to sit down on the couch though. ]

[traumatizing]

[what even just happened]

[Terry sits down (carefully!) and sips his coffee, but he's on guard now]

[butt guard]

[notahobby]

[ maxxie horny, terry ]

[ and it's terry's fault for being shirtless duhh ]

[ also he was trying to take terry's mind off the coffee burn ]

[ sits down, also carefully ]

[traumatizing]

[look there can be as much sex as terry is capable of after the movie]

[notahobby]

[ not if Maxxie's asleep ]

[ which might happen despite the coffee ]

[ but we'll wait and see ]

[traumatizing]

[whatever]

[right now it's cuddle time]

[notahobby]

[ sits back and watches, wrapping an arm around Terry while the other arm takes care of his coffee and keeps it far away from them in between sips ]

[traumatizing]

[he's holding his coffee two-handed for extra security :'| ]

[notahobby]

[ WATCHES, making only select comments about Harrison Ford's good looks, but also making yoda jokes ]

[ no really yoda jokes are happening ]

[ maxxie loves yoda ]

[traumatizing]

[you know when someone makes a particularly awful pun and everyone makes a noise like they're not sure whether to laugh of defenestrate them because they kind of want to do both?]

[that's what the yoda jokes are getting]

[notahobby]

[ that just encourages him ]

[traumatizing]

[Maxxie no]

[notahobby]

[ okay fine he'll shut up a little bit (but only a little bit) ]

[traumatizing]

[watchin' you, mister]

[that's a lie he's barely looked at Maxxie since the film's been on]

[but the sentiment is there]

[notahobby]

[ you see what you're doing to him he's starved for attention no wonder he keeps making terrible jokes ]