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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[traumatizing]

I'll get it.

[AND GET IT HE DOES]

[he even exchanges pleasantries with the delivery guy]

[he's pretty cool]

[falsify]

Well if I can't get something I've been doing since before I joined SHIELD right, it wouldn't endear me to any of my superiors.

[is he going in his snuggie because if not Eames is going to steal it]

[notahobby]

[ the actual coolest. ]

[ when Terry gets back there are plates and things set out and Maxxie has the movie all ready to go ]

[specifiercity]

[ no he's actually going to take it off because he's warm ]

[ underneath he is in a white t-shirt and pyjama bottoms ]

[ can you tell he likes to take advantage of his days off ]

[ though when he comes back he is still going to get annoying and possessive of his snuggie. ]

Don't you have your own?

[traumatizing]

[let's get down to business]

[to defeat]

[this food]

[falsify]

Somewhere.

[but he's comfortable now]

[notahobby]

[ aw yeah it's food time ]

[ Maxxie takes his food to the couch and presses play and that glorious main theme starts up ]

[specifiercity]

You really can't be bothered to go get it?

[traumatizing]

[He plants himself on the couch next to Maxxie and digs into his food]

[he also may or may not be intermittently humming along to the music]

[falsify]

Nope.

[notahobby]

[ Maxxie smiles and gives himself an "I'm a good boyfriend" metaphorical pat on the back, considering how stressed out Terry was earlier. ]

I wasn't joking about the sexy massage.

[specifiercity]

[ the sigh to end all sighs ]

[ ugh fine you know what we'll see how you feel when Arthur goes into your room and gets your snuggie and comes out wearing it ]

[traumatizing]

Okay, but where would it fall on a scale of 1 to "this is actually just sex."

[because if it's a 10 then it has to wait until after they've watched all the Star Wars movies]

[falsify]

[He's pretty okay with it actually.]

[notahobby]

It can be like a... four... or a six? I dunno, I'm just throwing out numbers.

I won't try taking your pants off. Or put my hand down them. Well, maybe the back.

[ go ahead, ask him what part of sexy massage requires ass-groping. ]

[specifiercity]

[ WELL THAT'S ANNOYING especially since Arthur was warm in the first place and now can't take the snuggie off because dignity ]

[ he tries not to think about the irony of it ]

[ BITTERLY DRINKS BEER ]

[traumatizing]

[he opens his mouth to question this but it is Maxxie, so he kinda just laughs instead.]

I'll allow it.

[falsify]

[Victory.]

[in the most pleasant and borderline patronising tone imaginable:] We can swap if you'd like?

[notahobby]

[ just smiles and keeps eating his food ]

[traumatizing]

[Terry sort of went at his food with way too much enthusiasm so he's gonna take a break.]

[it's a hard life]

[specifiercity]

[ he's so mad but again dignity prevents him from kicking Eames in the shins ]

No.

[notahobby]

[ Food's gone! Maxxie sets aside his plate and starts taking off his shirt. ]

First rule of sexy massage is no shirts allowed.

[falsify]

[SMILES] Well, if you change your mind at all.

[traumatizing]

Are you sure you're not confused about the fight club rules?

[He's taking off his shirt regardless.]

[specifiercity]

[ UGH YOU AND YOUR DUMB FACE ]

[ you are so paying for this in some way later ]

[ he just hasn't decided how yet ]