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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

Comments

[notahobby]

It can be like a... four... or a six? I dunno, I'm just throwing out numbers.

I won't try taking your pants off. Or put my hand down them. Well, maybe the back.

[ go ahead, ask him what part of sexy massage requires ass-groping. ]

[traumatizing]

[he opens his mouth to question this but it is Maxxie, so he kinda just laughs instead.]

I'll allow it.

[notahobby]

[ just smiles and keeps eating his food ]

[traumatizing]

[Terry sort of went at his food with way too much enthusiasm so he's gonna take a break.]

[it's a hard life]

[notahobby]

[ Food's gone! Maxxie sets aside his plate and starts taking off his shirt. ]

First rule of sexy massage is no shirts allowed.

[traumatizing]

Are you sure you're not confused about the fight club rules?

[He's taking off his shirt regardless.]

[notahobby]

No. You're allowed to talk about sexy massage. But all the other rules apply.

[traumatizing]

I'll just have to yield to your superior knowledge.

[notahobby]

[ He throws an arm around Terry's shoulder and gets in all close. ]

Isn't that what you've been doing the whole time we've been dating?

[Pulls away.]

You can sit up or lie down.

[traumatizing]

[SCOFFS]

[it's true though]

I'll probably fall asleep if I lie down.

[notahobby]

Okay.

[He kind of gets himself situated sideways on the couch so that he can still watch the movie and starts massaging Terry's shoulders.]

[traumatizing]

[hey Maxxie did you know you're the best boyfriend ever]

[notahobby]

[ Yes. ]

[ but he likes to be reminded every once in a while ]

[traumatizing]

[well Terry is too busy trying not to make any weird noises to say anything right now.]

[a man must have his dignity!!!]

[notahobby]

[ well that's too bad because Maxxie's making his way down to that spot between Terry's shoulder blades ]

[traumatizing]

[wow yeah okay that gets a noise]

[dammit]

[notahobby]

I wasn't even anywhere close to your pants.

[ he leans forward to kiss Terry's shoulder ]

[traumatizing]

[snort]

Yeah well. [gesture]

[notahobby]

[ he holds back a comment about how adorable Terry is and continues down Terry's back ]

[traumatizing]

[NO MORE WEIRD NOISES FOR YOU]

[except that one he just made goddammit]

[notahobby]

[ laughs ]

[ another kiss ]

[traumatizing]

[rubs his face]

Thanks.

[not for the laugh JERK]

[notahobby]

Anything for you, Ter.

[ he goes back up to Terry's shoulders for a little bit and then hugs him ]

[traumatizing]

[leans back on him a bit]

You're amazing.

[notahobby]

I know. So are you.

[ he gives Terry's head a kiss and pulls him back against the couch ]

[ cuddle time ]