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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[notahobby]

[ the actual coolest. ]

[ when Terry gets back there are plates and things set out and Maxxie has the movie all ready to go ]

[traumatizing]

[let's get down to business]

[to defeat]

[this food]

[notahobby]

[ aw yeah it's food time ]

[ Maxxie takes his food to the couch and presses play and that glorious main theme starts up ]

[traumatizing]

[He plants himself on the couch next to Maxxie and digs into his food]

[he also may or may not be intermittently humming along to the music]

[notahobby]

[ Maxxie smiles and gives himself an "I'm a good boyfriend" metaphorical pat on the back, considering how stressed out Terry was earlier. ]

I wasn't joking about the sexy massage.

[traumatizing]

Okay, but where would it fall on a scale of 1 to "this is actually just sex."

[because if it's a 10 then it has to wait until after they've watched all the Star Wars movies]

[notahobby]

It can be like a... four... or a six? I dunno, I'm just throwing out numbers.

I won't try taking your pants off. Or put my hand down them. Well, maybe the back.

[ go ahead, ask him what part of sexy massage requires ass-groping. ]

[traumatizing]

[he opens his mouth to question this but it is Maxxie, so he kinda just laughs instead.]

I'll allow it.

[notahobby]

[ just smiles and keeps eating his food ]

[traumatizing]

[Terry sort of went at his food with way too much enthusiasm so he's gonna take a break.]

[it's a hard life]

[notahobby]

[ Food's gone! Maxxie sets aside his plate and starts taking off his shirt. ]

First rule of sexy massage is no shirts allowed.

[traumatizing]

Are you sure you're not confused about the fight club rules?

[He's taking off his shirt regardless.]

[notahobby]

No. You're allowed to talk about sexy massage. But all the other rules apply.

[traumatizing]

I'll just have to yield to your superior knowledge.

[notahobby]

[ He throws an arm around Terry's shoulder and gets in all close. ]

Isn't that what you've been doing the whole time we've been dating?

[Pulls away.]

You can sit up or lie down.

[traumatizing]

[SCOFFS]

[it's true though]

I'll probably fall asleep if I lie down.

[notahobby]

Okay.

[He kind of gets himself situated sideways on the couch so that he can still watch the movie and starts massaging Terry's shoulders.]

[traumatizing]

[hey Maxxie did you know you're the best boyfriend ever]

[notahobby]

[ Yes. ]

[ but he likes to be reminded every once in a while ]

[traumatizing]

[well Terry is too busy trying not to make any weird noises to say anything right now.]

[a man must have his dignity!!!]

[notahobby]

[ well that's too bad because Maxxie's making his way down to that spot between Terry's shoulder blades ]

[traumatizing]

[wow yeah okay that gets a noise]

[dammit]

[notahobby]

I wasn't even anywhere close to your pants.

[ he leans forward to kiss Terry's shoulder ]

[traumatizing]

[snort]

Yeah well. [gesture]

[notahobby]

[ he holds back a comment about how adorable Terry is and continues down Terry's back ]