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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[falsify]

[Victory.]

[in the most pleasant and borderline patronising tone imaginable:] We can swap if you'd like?

[specifiercity]

[ he's so mad but again dignity prevents him from kicking Eames in the shins ]

No.

[falsify]

[SMILES] Well, if you change your mind at all.

[specifiercity]

[ UGH YOU AND YOUR DUMB FACE ]

[ you are so paying for this in some way later ]

[ he just hasn't decided how yet ]

[falsify]

[will it be in a sexy way]

[no don't answer that the element of surprise is better]

[keep it in mind though]

[specifiercity]

[ that is way too good a punishment for this crime ]

[ this crime of stealing a snuggie ]

[ christ he's way too hot to keep this snuggie on why are they so goddamn effective ]

[falsify]

[who knows. Eames is pretty damn comfy right now though. watching tv and everything]

[specifiercity]

[ He drink some more beer in silence for a while and then finally makes a decision. ]

[ softly knocks Eames' knee with his own. ]

A whole month, huh?

[falsify]

Probably.

[what is this is he being propositioned is this a trick]

[specifiercity]

[ what no not a trick not at all ]

[ (he is being propositioned) ]

[ he shrugs ]

That's kind of a long time.

[falsify]

I--

[oh my god he can't do this in the snuggie]

[he makes a face and kind of laughs because seriously he's wearing a snuggie]

Yeah.

[specifiercity]

[ He leans over to kiss Eames' neck ]

[ this is happening ]

[ well, something is happening ]

[falsify]

[what]

[let him put his beer down at least GOSH]

[specifiercity]

[ sure he can do that and then Arthur will kiss his face ]

[falsify]

Wait--

[the snuggie is being removed]

[if this is a trick Arthur, so help him]

[specifiercity]

[ no no he'll let the snuggie be removed and placed off to the side. ]

[ he gets up and throws his leg over Eames' waist for more kissin' ]

[falsify]

[okay well he can get into this]

[specifiercity]

[ Eames' belt is being undone ]

[falsify]

[he still feels a bit like this is some sort of trick but whatever he's just gonna go feeling up Arthur since he can't get his shirt off right now]

[yolo]

[specifiercity]

[ it's not a trick Eames relax ]

[ dips his head to kiss Eames' neck and undoes his fly ]

[falsify]

[NEVER. he's annoyed Arthur enough times to know one never gets away scot free]

[on the other hand, Arthur sure does have a great ass]

[specifiercity]

[ he grins pulls away so he can tug Eames' pants down off his hips and then goes back to the kissing thing ]

[ that doesn't last very long though because he very casually grabs his snuggie and Eames snuggie and is suddenly retreating to his room bye ]

[falsify]

[Wh-- no he was just getting into it]

[he may be laughing but rest assured there will be retribution]

[right now though he's gonna go have a shower and take care of this boner THANKS ARTHUR]

[specifiercity]

[ whatever Arthur's going to start on dinner while Eames is in the shower ]

[falsify]

[guess who has two thumbs and is all squeaky clean. he's too lazy for clothes but w/e shapeshifters]

[wanders into the kitchen and leans on the counter]