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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

Comments

[specifiercity]

[ it's not a trick Eames relax ]

[ dips his head to kiss Eames' neck and undoes his fly ]

[falsify]

[NEVER. he's annoyed Arthur enough times to know one never gets away scot free]

[on the other hand, Arthur sure does have a great ass]

[specifiercity]

[ he grins pulls away so he can tug Eames' pants down off his hips and then goes back to the kissing thing ]

[ that doesn't last very long though because he very casually grabs his snuggie and Eames snuggie and is suddenly retreating to his room bye ]

[falsify]

[Wh-- no he was just getting into it]

[he may be laughing but rest assured there will be retribution]

[right now though he's gonna go have a shower and take care of this boner THANKS ARTHUR]

[specifiercity]

[ whatever Arthur's going to start on dinner while Eames is in the shower ]

[falsify]

[guess who has two thumbs and is all squeaky clean. he's too lazy for clothes but w/e shapeshifters]

[wanders into the kitchen and leans on the counter]

[specifiercity]

How was your shower?

[falsify]

Good enough.

[jerk]

What are you making?

[specifiercity]

Spaghetti sauce.

[falsify]

[oh well, he's gonna steal some of that wine because he's classy as hell]

[even if he's technically naked and damp in the kitchen]

[specifiercity]

[ doesn't really care that much he's all done being annoyed over dumb things for the day ]

[falsify]

[well isn't someone a mature adult]

Smells good.

[specifiercity]

[ he holds out the wooden spoon for Eames to try some. ]

[falsify]

[oh that's... really good]

[specifiercity]

[ goes back to stirring ]

[falsify]

[well good looking as Arthur is, watching him cook is not the most interesting thing so Eames is gonna wander off to the couch]

[maybe think about a movie to put on]

[specifiercity]

[ well dinner's ready and they are definitely not getting tomato sauce on the couch so the two bowls of spagetti are going on the table ]

Eames.

[falsify]

[what are they civilized adults???]

[but he's gonna oblige anyway]

[because he's a civilized adult]

[specifiercity]

[ sits down and starts eating their civilized adult meal ]

[falsify]

[wow this food is really good]

This is really good.

[Eames is a man who says what's on his mind]

[specifiercity]

Thanks.

[falsify]

[mm good food, drinkable wine]

[if only he wasn't eating with a thief]

[but you can't have everything]

[specifiercity]

[ well if it makes him feel better Arthur still wants to have sexytimes tonight ]

[ mm wine ]

[falsify]

[request pre-emptively denied]

[well actually it depends on his mood later]

[so we'll see]

[specifiercity]

[ finishes. ]

[ gets his dishes all cleaned away ]

[ aaand goes to take up the whole couch while watching tv ]