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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[specifiercity]

I've seen him trip over his own shoelace.

[ Like how incompetent do you have to be ]

[falsify]

[CHOKES ON HIS DRINK.]

[What a moron, holy balls]

[specifiercity]

[ SIGH ]

When are you leaving?

[falsify]

In about a week. Should be long enough to forge all the necessary documents.

[specifiercity]

Seems short notice. Or are you just getting to it now?

[falsify]

I found out yesterday, but the letter at the front of this folder says the mission got the green light a month ago.

[If he wasn't ridiculously arrogant so good at his job he'd be a little worried]

It's a toss-up between incompetence and sabotage at this point, really.

[specifiercity]

Hard to say. Sabotage doesn't make any sense, but I wouldn't put it past him.

[ Oh man where'd that beer go. Guess it's time for another. ]

[falsify]

Well if I can't get something I've been doing since before I joined SHIELD right, it wouldn't endear me to any of my superiors.

[is he going in his snuggie because if not Eames is going to steal it]

[specifiercity]

[ no he's actually going to take it off because he's warm ]

[ underneath he is in a white t-shirt and pyjama bottoms ]

[ can you tell he likes to take advantage of his days off ]

[ though when he comes back he is still going to get annoying and possessive of his snuggie. ]

Don't you have your own?

[falsify]

Somewhere.

[but he's comfortable now]

[specifiercity]

You really can't be bothered to go get it?

[falsify]

Nope.

[specifiercity]

[ the sigh to end all sighs ]

[ ugh fine you know what we'll see how you feel when Arthur goes into your room and gets your snuggie and comes out wearing it ]

[falsify]

[He's pretty okay with it actually.]

[specifiercity]

[ WELL THAT'S ANNOYING especially since Arthur was warm in the first place and now can't take the snuggie off because dignity ]

[ he tries not to think about the irony of it ]

[ BITTERLY DRINKS BEER ]

[falsify]

[Victory.]

[in the most pleasant and borderline patronising tone imaginable:] We can swap if you'd like?

[specifiercity]

[ he's so mad but again dignity prevents him from kicking Eames in the shins ]

No.

[falsify]

[SMILES] Well, if you change your mind at all.

[specifiercity]

[ UGH YOU AND YOUR DUMB FACE ]

[ you are so paying for this in some way later ]

[ he just hasn't decided how yet ]

[falsify]

[will it be in a sexy way]

[no don't answer that the element of surprise is better]

[keep it in mind though]

[specifiercity]

[ that is way too good a punishment for this crime ]

[ this crime of stealing a snuggie ]

[ christ he's way too hot to keep this snuggie on why are they so goddamn effective ]

[falsify]

[who knows. Eames is pretty damn comfy right now though. watching tv and everything]

[specifiercity]

[ He drink some more beer in silence for a while and then finally makes a decision. ]

[ softly knocks Eames' knee with his own. ]

A whole month, huh?

[falsify]

Probably.

[what is this is he being propositioned is this a trick]

[specifiercity]

[ what no not a trick not at all ]

[ (he is being propositioned) ]

[ he shrugs ]

That's kind of a long time.