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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[meowforbackup]

[ He nods in response, stiffly. He's usually the man holding all the cards and not having the first clue about what's going on is... unsettling to say the least. That said, he's not about to curl up in a corner and give up on life — of course not. He wouldn't be Major Ocelot of the Ocelettes GRU if he did that. Having Reno around to help sort out this mess is actually somewhat comforting. At least he knows the man isn't a complete idiot. ]

I take it they taught you some actual survival skills during whatever training it is you've had? [ Not too concerned about himself. He's no Naked Snake, but he can take care of himself well enough in a pinch. ]

[idkmybffpyramid]

Some. [He cants his head with half a smirk.] Turks aren't exactly the "camp in the woods for a week" type, but two years in this shithole made up for most of the gaps in my knowledge.

[meowforbackup]

Too bad we don't have anyone who can magically generate clean drinking water... unless you've been holding out on me? [ Mister Zappy-zaps. ]

[idkmybffpyramid]

[Ha.] Hate to admit it, but my many talents don't extend quite as far as miracles.

[meowforbackup]

[ He pulls a disappointed face. It's not very convincing. ] You're a lot less interesting to me now.

[idkmybffpyramid]

That cuts deep. [Reno's expression of hurt is similarly unconvincing.] I don't know how could I possibly go on.

[meowforbackup]

Then I assume a fainting couch is top priority? [ Such a smirk. ] It's a shame. You could do a lot of damage with miracles like that.

[idkmybffpyramid]

[A snort and a shake of his head.] Trust me, I've given it serious thought. Some people could really do with the, ah... Impetus to change their lives.

[By being dead, for instance.]

[meowforbackup]

[ If that's not a good change, he doesn't know what is. ]

I don't get it with you people and your special powers. Never quite utilizing them to their full potential...

[idkmybffpyramid]

Their "full potential"?

[What are you talking about.]

[meowforbackup]

I had a... let's call him superior for lack of better word. He had a similar power to yours and although he got creative with it, I never felt like he did as much as he could.

[ There's a sadistic undertone here. A newly awoken interest for the finer points of torture. ]

[idkmybffpyramid]

[Reno cants his head looking for Ocelot's meaning, but he recognises that tone. He doesn't have quite the sadistic streak that the people he seems to attract do, but he'd be lying if he said it wasn't in him.]

Officially speaking I obviously have no idea what you're saying to me right now. [A slight smirk; Ocelot clearly has no idea of the full gamut of what Reno has available to him.] Hypothetically though? There's endless applications. Especially if you just happen to have a restore on you.

[meowforbackup]

So you have been holding out on me? [ Seriously, why haven't they had this conversation before? So much time to kill. ]

[idkmybffpyramid]

Can't just spill all my secrets in one go for a pack of cigarettes and some bandages, can I?

[You've gotta pony up at least a bottle of scotch for that.]

[meowforbackup]

C'mon, I did more for you than that, didn't I?

[idkmybffpyramid]

Oh yeah. You gave me a lot of great headaches too.

[meowforbackup]

You're welcome. [ This smirk on his face is not a good smirk. ] I seem to recall helping you out in more intimate ways.

[idkmybffpyramid]

[It takes a special kind of awful to make Reno feel physically uncomfortable, and even moreso to make him show it. Which he does, briefly raising his eyebrows and recoiling slightly before he gets his expression back under control, pulling it down from "uncomfortable" to "wilful misunderstanding."]

Are you making another offer to kill me? Because I'm not that hot on finding out if that whole "traumatic resurrection" thing is still in play right now.

I a-paw-agize.

[meowforbackup]

That would be a waste of bullets. [ And as light as his tone is, there's something very real about that statement. That was a good reaction though. Very satisfying. ] Don't tell me you don't remember?

never apologise (except for that pun)

[idkmybffpyramid]

[He's honestly struggling here. 'Intimate' implies a lot of things - and honestly he would've described their friendship as such back then. But it feels like Ocelot's reaching for something specific and he's coming up blank.]

Wanna enlighten me here?

[meowforbackup]

[ He snorts and lifts his hands, wiggling the fingers around. ] Still having issues with lighters and doorknobs?

[idkmybffpyramid]

[Wow.]

[Ocelot's probably pretty used to getting the "are you fucking serious right now?" Expression from Reno, who looks thoroughly unimpressed by this.]

Thankfully for the two of us, that hasn't been a problem in quite a while.

[meowforbackup]

[ Be as unimpressed as you want, Reno. He's having a fucking blast. ] Let's hope it stays that way then, hmn?

[idkmybffpyramid]

[God.] Remind me why I keep talking to you again?

[meowforbackup]

Same reason I'm still talking to you — it's this or the cockroaches. [ Take that as a compliment. ]