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terrance ward || trauma ([personal profile] traumatizing) wrote in [community profile] ruffians2017-11-09 01:26 am

the punchline to the joke is asking "someone save us"


STILL HERE, HUH?
Looks like you're still on Tera. By choice, or maybe you missed your chance to get home. Doesn't matter really, you're here now and you gotta deal with the fallout one way or another. Here's hoping that works out for you.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-07-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Should I start passing a basket at my shows? 'Give a tenner, get a selfie.' [She sips his coffee, makes a face, and puts it back down. Gross.]

You look like shit. [Never one to pull punches, even un-brainwashed. Luci runs her hands down the sides of Terry's neck and starts rubbing. It's like trying to massage a boulder, and she grimaces.] I'll get the money for the accountant, put all this down for a bit, yeah?
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-07-26 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Yikes, he really is bad off. Luci lightens up a little, being very gentle with the rubs to start-- but something has to be done, otherwise Terry's going to turn into a rubber band ball.]

So that means it'll always be here and you can come out with me tonight. I'm crashing that dive on sixth, the owner fired a bartender for body slamming a guy who groped her. Should be fun~
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-07-26 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Luci lets out a whine and leans all over Terry.]

C'mooon. You do nothing but this, it's boring even watching you.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-07-26 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? [Luci frowns.] You know I'll put anybody who looks at you funny through the floor. Still a god, Terry, remember?
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-07-26 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
And one of them says, 'Bartender, a drink for my mopey friend here.' And the other says, 'Grumblemutterbitch' but takes it anyway and they have a good time.

...later the god takes over the bar, it's still a good time, this joke kind of got away from me. [Luci continues to frown, but puts her hands on Terry's cheeks. This poor boy is suffering, and she hates to see it.] What about a compromise, then?
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-07-26 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, even Luci isn't daft enough to suggest Terry go stripping.]

Movies, takeout, on the couch. But you don't look at any of this crap for a few hours. Then we both get what we want.

[Well. Luci gets less of what she wants, and Terry gets dragged away from his very important documents. Not so much win-win here, but she's convinced she knows best.]
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Darling nothing will ever be enough excitement for me. But I can let this bar remain standing one more night. Might be more fun to trash it on a Sunday anyway.

Come on, that's enough of this. [She reaches over him and starts shuffling all the paperwork into a stack-- definitely not paying attention to any groupings or stacks Terry might have made.] If I'm not ruining a deserving person's life tonight, we're starting on improving yours right now.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Luci draws her hands back, but obviously not because Terry hurt her-- she's just surprised by his gumption.]

I don't know if I'm annoyed or aroused.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe even at the same time. [She smirks and ruffles his already wild hair.] Alright, confiscating this~ [Luci reaches to take the bag and maybe even hold it out of his reach if she can manage it.]

And you can find us a place that delivers.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see the landlord who could forcibly remove me from these premises. [But she doesn't destroy the bag. She does carry it over to her room and pitch it somewhere in there and shut the door. She's probably rationalizing that Terry won't go into her space without her permission.]

I don't want pizza, but anything else is fair game.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Luci comes around the back of the couch, watching Terry closely but not saying anything immediately. She can read between the lines, of course. After a moment, she leans over the back of the couch and wraps her arms around Terry's shoulders.] Sure, sounds good.

[She lets that sit for a moment, then:] It's alright darling, you don't have to hide it around me. You're wearing it like a particularly oversized coat.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you could at least say his name. Just because he never got to second base with me doesn't mean I don't miss him too. [She finishes that with a particularly firm and aggressive squeeze of Terry's shoulders before letting him go and heading for the kitchen. Delivery booze is not a thing, but she can provide.]

It feels like every time you get close, you pussy out and pull up.
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[personal profile] stylistic_disloyalty 2018-08-06 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't feel any better to say it out loud? [There's noise from the kitchen that sounds like Luci's making herself a drink.] Because I hear that confession is supposed to make everything okay.

[Jokes aside...]

You're right that it won't change anything. But if you want me to tell you that it's better to keep your thoughts and feelings inside and to yourself, you're going to be disappointed darling.

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