[ the only way arthur could make a worse impression on somebody would be to try and do so unsober, in joel's estimation. besides, he's not in a rush to get anybody going anywhere, right now. time set aside to just do nothing is a rare commodity, these days. he's not going to go and ruin that. ]
'Specially not if they tried to put a couple new holes in that dumbass [ (fond) ] hat of yours.
[ the mention of his hat makes him take it off and look at it, checking for any damage, but he can't see anything. he dusts it off anyway and seats it back on his head. ]
thanks i hate it ☺
[ the only way arthur could make a worse impression on somebody would be to try and do so unsober, in joel's estimation. besides, he's not in a rush to get anybody going anywhere, right now. time set aside to just do nothing is a rare commodity, these days. he's not going to go and ruin that. ]
'Specially not if they tried to put a couple new holes in that dumbass [ (fond) ] hat of yours.
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You know, most folks like my hat.
[ it's not his fault you have bad taste, joel!! ]
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[ he could draw on 'em real fast, and he always sort of has a look on his face like he might. ]
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[ he is truly suffering, people just... tell him stuff? all the time? ]