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[supercilious]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[falsify]

[that isn't how theft works dear]

[he is pointedly holding the bottle out of Arthur's comfortable reach while he flips through the pages to remind himself of the location]

Rural town in Ohio. Hot bed of activity, that.

[specifiercity]

I'm sure you'll find a way to have fun there.

[ He doesn't want to look silly here ]

[ so he rolls his eyes and doesn't make another reach for his beer. yet. ]

[falsify]

You know me, Arthur. I do love... Pig races?

[ugh whatever. He takes a swig of the beer and passes it back]

[specifiercity]

[ takes it back and automatically wipes off the rim before taking a drink from it ]

I'm sure they have alcohol there.

[falsify]

Oh good, I'll develop a habit.

[specifiercity]

How long do you have to be there?

[ He's not really all that interested, and has in fact gone back to what he was doing before Eames sat down, scanning through some documents on his phone. ]

[falsify]

[omg Arthur why don't you care about his mild inconveniences]

Couple of weeks, maybe a month.

[He gets up to get his own beer because dang beer sounds like a good idea right now]

[from the kitchen:] I know you'll miss me, dear, but you'll just have to manage on your own for a while.

[specifiercity]

[ with almost too much sarcasm ] Oh, whatever will I do without you around to drink all the beer?

[falsify]

Wither away and die of loneliness and alcohol poisoning, most likely.

[+1 beer. life is now moderately more acceptable.]

[specifiercity]

[ SIGH he doesn't feel like dignifying that comment with response so he just takes another swig of beer ]

So who did you piss off enough to earn a trip to Ohio?

[falsify]

Who's that weird ginger guy?

[Kinda... gestures. TALL AND THIN AND WEIRD, YOU KNOW THAT GUY.]

I don't think he likes it when I criticise his competence as a leader.

[no regrets though, that guy is the worst]

[specifiercity]

Oh, him.

[ that guy is the worst ]

You have to make him think he's had every idea first.

[ Arthur's not very good at it ]

It drives me crazy.

[falsify]

I'm pretty sure they promoted him just to keep him out of the field.

[ROLLS HIS EYES] What a twat.

[yeah he's getting all ~british~ that's when you know he really hates someone]

[specifiercity]

I've seen him trip over his own shoelace.

[ Like how incompetent do you have to be ]

[falsify]

[CHOKES ON HIS DRINK.]

[What a moron, holy balls]

[specifiercity]

[ SIGH ]

When are you leaving?

[falsify]

In about a week. Should be long enough to forge all the necessary documents.

[specifiercity]

Seems short notice. Or are you just getting to it now?

[falsify]

I found out yesterday, but the letter at the front of this folder says the mission got the green light a month ago.

[If he wasn't ridiculously arrogant so good at his job he'd be a little worried]

It's a toss-up between incompetence and sabotage at this point, really.

[specifiercity]

Hard to say. Sabotage doesn't make any sense, but I wouldn't put it past him.

[ Oh man where'd that beer go. Guess it's time for another. ]

[falsify]

Well if I can't get something I've been doing since before I joined SHIELD right, it wouldn't endear me to any of my superiors.

[is he going in his snuggie because if not Eames is going to steal it]

[specifiercity]

[ no he's actually going to take it off because he's warm ]

[ underneath he is in a white t-shirt and pyjama bottoms ]

[ can you tell he likes to take advantage of his days off ]

[ though when he comes back he is still going to get annoying and possessive of his snuggie. ]

Don't you have your own?

[falsify]

Somewhere.

[but he's comfortable now]

[specifiercity]

You really can't be bothered to go get it?

[falsify]

Nope.