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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ if there's someone on my muselist who isn't listed here, feel free to call them out! you might have to wait longer for a response though. meme code.

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[notahobby]

[ Maxxie follows and sits himself down in the armchair ]

After we eat I can give a sexy massage to get rid of some of that stress.

[ he winks ]

[ (the only difference between a sexy massage and a regular massage is that Maxxie also takes his shirt off) ]

[traumatizing]

[l-lmao] Thanks.

[there it is, the rarely seen smile in its natural habitat]

[notahobby]

Then we can watch a movie. Whichever one you want, even if it's dumb.

[ He suddenly has a brilliant idea ]

We should watch Star Wars. Or Lord of the Rings. Or both. We could stay up all night.

[traumatizing]

Both is good. I haven't got any work or appointments tomorrow.

[MOVIE MARATHON aw yeah. he's gonna go put on some coffee in preparation]

[notahobby]

[ Meanwhile Maxxie goes to retrieve the movies. ]

Prequel trilogy or just the original?

[ one one hand, Hayden Christiansen and Ewan McGregor... on the other hand... prequel trilogy... ]

Nevermind. We'll never get through it all if we watch all six.

[traumatizing]

There's only three Star Wars movies, Maxxie.

[said in the sternest voice he can manage. we got a prequel denier up in here]

[notahobby]

Right. Forgot.

[ He won't start in with the "fact" that the prequel trilogy is important if only because it's one of the classic gay love stories of their time. ]

[ To make up for that, he makes sure to grab the extended editions of the Lord of the Rings, guaranteeing that they'll be up all night or pass out in the attempt. ]

[traumatizing]

[Terry is almost definitely going to fall asleep, but he's making a valiant effort at not doing that. As evidenced by the two cups of coffee he brings back with him.]

[notahobby]

Aw, thanks babe. [ he's assuming one of them is for him. one of them is for him right. ]

Fellowship of the Ring or A New Hope? Up to you.

[traumatizing]

[No. Yes.]

[pfff choices, choices]

A New Hope.

[then he can fall asleep with no worries]

[notahobby]

Cool. Guess you'll have to wait, Frodo.

[ He starts getting the movie all set up and the buzzer goes off ]

Sounds like the food's here.

[traumatizing]

I'll get it.

[AND GET IT HE DOES]

[he even exchanges pleasantries with the delivery guy]

[he's pretty cool]

[notahobby]

[ the actual coolest. ]

[ when Terry gets back there are plates and things set out and Maxxie has the movie all ready to go ]

[traumatizing]

[let's get down to business]

[to defeat]

[this food]

[notahobby]

[ aw yeah it's food time ]

[ Maxxie takes his food to the couch and presses play and that glorious main theme starts up ]

[traumatizing]

[He plants himself on the couch next to Maxxie and digs into his food]

[he also may or may not be intermittently humming along to the music]

[notahobby]

[ Maxxie smiles and gives himself an "I'm a good boyfriend" metaphorical pat on the back, considering how stressed out Terry was earlier. ]

I wasn't joking about the sexy massage.

[traumatizing]

Okay, but where would it fall on a scale of 1 to "this is actually just sex."

[because if it's a 10 then it has to wait until after they've watched all the Star Wars movies]

[notahobby]

It can be like a... four... or a six? I dunno, I'm just throwing out numbers.

I won't try taking your pants off. Or put my hand down them. Well, maybe the back.

[ go ahead, ask him what part of sexy massage requires ass-groping. ]

[traumatizing]

[he opens his mouth to question this but it is Maxxie, so he kinda just laughs instead.]

I'll allow it.

[notahobby]

[ just smiles and keeps eating his food ]

[traumatizing]

[Terry sort of went at his food with way too much enthusiasm so he's gonna take a break.]

[it's a hard life]

[notahobby]

[ Food's gone! Maxxie sets aside his plate and starts taking off his shirt. ]

First rule of sexy massage is no shirts allowed.

[traumatizing]

Are you sure you're not confused about the fight club rules?

[He's taking off his shirt regardless.]

[notahobby]

No. You're allowed to talk about sexy massage. But all the other rules apply.